August 20, 2007

Another Post About My Boobs

Posted in Buggle Bite, Motherhood, Parenting at 7:50 pm by Momma

So I know everyone is just chomping at the bit for a boob update. Right? It is night four and The Buggle is doing amazingly well. Not perfect by any means, but better than I could have hoped for. I have heard many horror stories about Mom’s trying to wean their little one’s and I am so glad he took the initiative and is doing so well. I think he has got another tooth trying to cut through and unfortunately that is not helping his situation. šŸ˜¦ But my little trooper is making great progress each day. He went to sleep soooo easy tonight, I am hopeful that he will keep sleeping soundly until the morning….

My poor ta-tas on the other hand have no idea what the heck is going on. I think they are sloooowwwllly starting to figure things out. They look and feel like I just had an “augmentation” and am ready for some adult film work! Lets put this in perspective….I am five feet two and a half inches (the half is important!) or 62 inches tall. The circumference around my chest is 42 inches, or over two-thirds my total height!!! That is just wrong!!!

To help tame the beasts I went to my local drug store to buy some good ole breast pads, just incase they decided to get a mind of their own…I had The Buggle in the stroller by my side, with one hand still on the handle and was paying at the register when some weirdo guy comes up from behind me starts pushing Aidan out of the way and says, “let me in there I need a candy bar” and reaches by my knees and grabs a bar!!! Of course Momma bear with raging boobie hormones comes out and grabs the stroller out of his hand and gave him an ear full! Can you even believe the nerve? I would NEVER EVER grab someones stroller and push someones child out of the way. Jerk!



  1. Pam said,

    Hopefully you won’t have any public leaky moments like I have… UGH.

    I strongly suggest using chilled cabbage leaves also if you are aching… and hot showers work wonders too!

    Good luck!

  2. Auntie Manda said,

    I was JUST going to suggest the cabbage – Pam beat me to it! šŸ™‚

    Oh, and that guy was probably high and needed a munchy! How dare you deprive him of his sweets! Maybe you should have given him your card…

  3. pluckymama said,

    Good for you. I need to give more people ear fulls. sorry about your tatas. Enjoy them before they completely deflate.

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